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I really hate that everything has to be "slick" and "streamlined" these days. Like the latest Messengers and Windows 7 and whatnot. It's less practical and overall worse-looking, to boot.
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I still can't get over the fact that Eggman has a swimming pool in his Egg Carrier. Not a private one, either, fully loaded - tables, a dozen beach chairs and everything. I can't imagine he has robots who would use them.
Maybe he's a pimp behind everyone's back... y'know. In addition to the world domination thing.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!It seems like it would be so easy to write an anime. It wouldn't, but it seems that way.
(Highly recommend Excel Saga for any FLCL fans who haven't already heard of it.)
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Doesn't it seem a little counterintuitive that feminists always, ALWAYS make a situation even more grossly sexist?
Well... no. Counterintuitive isn't the right word. They want things to be grossly sexist.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!A Boston accent is by far the least attractive female accent on the face of the earth.
Updated: 11/03/09 2:43 AM 0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!"Not everything is black and white... it's not even limited to shades of grey. There's a whole world of shades and spectrums, colors and hues that the ignorant masses fail to perceive. They spend their whole lives under the belief that the whole world follows a single color, a single design, because they refuse to step back for fear of the truth: That they've spent their entire lives looking at but a single point, the tiniest fraction of the entire mural. Every time you ask "why?", you take a step back and more of this mural is revealed to you. Eventually you go from seeing a single shade of a single color on a single apple to an entire bowl of fruit, and once you've uncovered the entire mural, you realize that the only part left that you cannot see is that which others spend their whole lives focused on - the single area of subjectivity beneath your feet. That is objectivity."
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!You know, it's amazing that Do You Like Waffles (fuck the internet meme, I had it from Parry Gripp before any of you wannabes decided to make it popular) hasn't been licensed for commercial use. If I were the Eggo CEO, I'd use it.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I've recently (read as: 5 minutes ago) come to realize how utterly hopeless I am when it comes to coming up with original comedy plotlines. Maybe I overelaborate too much.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!... AND why the fuck is Achmed the dead terrorist so goddamn popular? HE'S NOT FUNNY, YOU STUPID BASTARDS.
And no, I'm not going on some anal, offended spaz outrage. His jokes just suck.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Why the hell does Caramelldansen have to be so goddamn CATCHY? D;
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