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If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands face-down, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to a cat's back?
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You never realize how boring doing things is until you're doing them without an mp3 player.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!There has to be at least one guy out there with a love for both blowjobs and bird furries. Which, after having the misfortune to see firsthand... would be painful, to say the least.
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!Wouldn't it be something if it turned out gravity only existed because humans really were telekinetic and we subconsciously acknowledged its existence? ... but then I suppose there's the rest of the universe to consider. Not to mention it's rather arrogant as a species to think like that.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!If Hitler had been Japanese, he would've won. Fangirl support.
All the best things in life... are expensive as shit. Incidentally, so are all the worst things in life. Kind of a double-edged sword, isn't it?
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!I wonder how strong Richard Simmons is? I mean, aerobics or not, he is working out pretty much constantly. That'd be a pretty fun match to watch, wouldn't it? Richard Simmons takes on the Undertaker.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!The original Mega Man was by far the easiest game in the original series... why then do people constantly complain about it being the hardest?
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!If it's supposedly wrong for someone over 18 to have sex with someone under 18 due to lack of judgement (it's not, mind you, but for the sake of today's TotD I'm speaking from a paralegal perspective) but it's all right for people under 18 to get involved with one another, would it be "wrong" for a mentally retarded person over 18 to get involved with someone under 18? Without judgement on either side the argument is kind of nullified.
2 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I wonder if Larry the Cable Guy has a surname. The character, not Dan, the comedian.
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