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A girl from the west end of Prague
Was attached to her miniature dog,
But the dog, it would seem,
Did not share her esteem...
There is now one less poodle in Prague.

A parrot, a cat, and a shrew
Caught a glimpse of a fresh pot of stew.
While the rodent and bird
Ate their fill, the cat purred:
"I'll just save them for later, those two."

A limerick's easy to write;
Why, I wrote twenty-seven last night.
And if I shouldn't win,
It will surely have been
All your fault that I wasted that light.